at a bar..
moral of the story, shitfaced, happy new year everyone….
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
One year ago today we stayed up 'till midnight...
beyawnce: THE SONG 2 13 11 THE RECORD 5 23 11
ive been talking about doing this with my friends for the longest time
Everyone: Yay 2010 is here. Fuck 2009 it sucked
Everyone: Yay 2011 is here. Fuck 2010 it sucked
Everyone: Yay 2012 is here. Fuck 2011 it sucked
Me: I don't give a fuck, Every year is the same.
me: well... i better be on my way now, i've got to wake u-
When you're looking your very best and you see...
iwannabeforeveryounggg: Miss me now, bitch? ;D
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...