The only Weather report you will ever have to watch. What the actual fuck
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
Tues was pretty awesome….think I like Mike
Pretty much just figured out the best workout...
-gravitydefyer-: Every day, twice a day, lip sync for my life to “Glamazon” in full. Complete with whatever choreography pops into my head at the time.
My 15,000 post
That’s a lot of fucking shit I write and reblog…and an top of that others enjoy it as well. I thankyou for liking and supporting my weirdness!
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
tyleroakley: I’m getting dangerously close… so who’s going to be my 80,000th Twitter follower? My 70,000th got a little shoutout - I think my 80,000th deserves something a little bigger… ;) What if I unfollow and follow you back again so I can be the lucky guy….would that count…am I creepy now